posted by Felix on february 01, 1998 at 22:37:22:
Wanted:
Sleek and sweet flawless S-bend frame. Must be able and willing to take extended rough rides smoothly, and always come back for more. Must be agile, with good geometry. Must not be afraid to roll around and get dirty with me. Preferably polished and naked, never looking flashy or painted up. Must be good at going down. Must be safety oriented and always use two rubbers. Must be quick, light, fun, and nimble. Must be able to make all of the grades. Dropouts are ok as long as they are well built. Must love the outdoors and trails. Must be willing to travel and take shock well. Can not be disgusted will blood, mud, and sweat. Must not be afraid of the commitment and perserverance needed for the long run. Must provide comfort and stability without being scared of getting close. Serious inquiries only.